Do you need some funny travel quotes for your next Instagram caption? Here are the best ones that are sure to make your followers laugh!
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Looking to spice up your next Instagram caption with some funny travel quotes to make your followers have a good little laugh?
There is nothing I love more than a good Instagram caption, and it’s better if I know my followers will laugh or leave a funny comment back in response.
But the problem is sometimes it takes FOREVER trying to come up with a good caption or search for a good one.
So I tried to compile all of my personal favorites so hopefully, it’ll be easier for you to just scroll through and find the perfect ones for you!
Whether your flights been delayed, the sun really got you burnt, or lost in a new city (hi, it’s me! – the queen of google maps fails!) – these funny travel quotes will serve as a reminder – all the things that go wrong are part of the adventure.
And there’s more than just travel FAIL quotes, there’s a little something for every kind of post you could possibly be making from your vacation.
Hope you find the perfect one for you!
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This post is all about the best funny travel quotes for Instagram Captions!
Best Funny Travel Quotes for Instagram Captions!
My Personal Favorite Funny Travel Quotes!
- “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.”
- “I followed my heart… it led me to the airport.”
- “Jet lag is for amateurs.” – Dick Clark
- “Catch flights, not feelings… but also maybe a cold.”
- “Running to the gate counts as cardio.”
- “Calories don’t count when you’re on vacation.”
- “Out of office. And out of money.”
- “Vacation calories don’t count. Neither does the 2nd piña colada.”
- “My favorite hobby? Booking trips I can’t afford.
- “Traveling: where you spend a fortune to live like a local.”
- “I’m not lost. I’m exploring. Okay, I’m a little lost.”
- “Travel: the only thing you buy that makes you richer… and broke.”
- “Plot twist: I didn’t check the weather.”
- “I need a vacation from my vacation.”
- “Some people eat, pray, love. I eat, nap, snack.”
- “The TSA agent saw more of me than my doctor ever has.”
- “Passport? Check. Sanity? Not so much.”
- “I pack 12 outfits for a 3-day trip, just in case.”
- “Jet lag is my aesthetic now.”
- “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my to-do list… eventually.”
- “Life’s too short for bad coffee and long layovers.”
- “Mentally on the beach. Physically in baggage claim.”
- “It’s all fun and games until your suitcase is 51 lbs.”
- “Don’t worry. Beach happy.”
- “Reality called, so I hung up and booked a flight.”
- “The only plane I want to catch is the one to paradise.”
- “If traveling was free, you’d never see me again.”
- “I speak fluent airport.”
- “I’ve got wanderlust and a credit card bill to prove it.”
- “It’s not hoarding if it’s travel-sized.”
- “Travel hair, don’t care.”
- “Checking my bank account like… maybe next year.”
- “Hostels: where you pay to share a room with 6 strangers and 1 mystery smell.”
- “My GPS rerouted me to humility.”
- “When in doubt, just wing it… like my travel plans.”
- “Sleep, travel, repeat… or just sleep again.”
- “Getting there is half the fun. Unless you flew Spirit.”
- “Why limit happy to an hour when you’re in a swim-up bar?”
- “I travel to find myself. Mostly at snack stands.”
- “Catch flights, not feelings… but also maybe some snacks.”
- “My suitcase is 90% clothes and 10% chargers I’ll lose.”
- “I came. I saw. I forgot where I parked.”
- “Currently holding my life together with a carry-on and a dream.”
- “Relationship status: committed to weekend getaways.”
- “Travel buddies: because misery loves company at the airport.”
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can book a flight — close enough.”
- “Instagram vs. reality: travel edition.”
- “Eat well. Travel often. Complain mildly.”
- “My travel style: 30% adventure, 70% snacks.”
- “Vacation mood: somewhere between hammock and hammock.”
Bonus Funny Instagram Captions Just In Case 🙂
- “Here for a good time… not for airport security.”
- “Vacation mode: activated. Adulting mode: deactivated.”
- “Airport looks: 2% fashion, 98% survival.”
- “Living my best suitcase life.”
- “This trip was brought to you by bad decisions and great deals.”
Travel should be full of laughter – and I hope yours is!
But the laughter doesn’t have to stop there – I hope your brought it into your Instagram captions as well so when you look back at your post you are brought back to the amazing times you had!
Which quote had you laughing the most? Let me know in the comments or tag me in your next travel post using one of these lines!
This post was all about the best funny travel quotes for Instagram captions!
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